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2008-02-01T17:23:00.000-06:00

The Big Gay Sketch Show Season Two launches February 5th, 10PM ET/PT on LOGO. Who is the show's executive producer?A. Donald TrumpB. Margaret ChoC. Rosie O'Donnell

Presidential 2008 Endorsement

2008-01-30T19:29:00.001-06:00

Because of his stance to end 'Don't ask, Don't Tell" and other discrimination against the LGBT, Mr. Barack Obama (Senator, D-Illonois), is receiving a full endorsement from the The World According to Gargy!

I've been gone for awhile, haven't I!?

2008-01-30T12:43:00.000-06:00

Well, I am sorry about that...but, I've had some issues come up. Wisdom tooth problems/extraction, root canal coming up soon/abscess on the root of said tooth. Other medical issues, family issues, holiday issues, and finical issues.However, I return with news...GOOD NEWS: Don't worry it's not political, I'll get it into that later this year, I am sure. But, for you fans of Logo's The Big Gay

The L (Season 5) Word:

2007-10-06T14:55:00.000-05:00

Gargy's 2007-2008 (Fall) Viewing Guide:

2007-09-22T17:49:00.000-05:00

Schedule may be subject to change!! *-Represents shows I am covering on The Two Cents, entertainment blog. Yes, there are conflicting scheduled shows (hopefully they will change when shows get weeded out) but I will be recording (or finding alternate means of watching the other show[s] the next

308: South of Nowhere

2007-09-22T13:33:00.000-05:00

Jake is a drug-pushing ass of a sleeze of the highest degree. Yay!! For Paula!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! on the straight producers and writers.....talk about a crappy looking/sounding Pride Parade........FYI: Next time call Ilene Chaiken, I may not like her-but at least she knows how to focus on the best parts of Pride, idiots. Kayla walked right into that glass door and Glen get your ass over there

Eleventh Review: Life

2007-09-16T14:06:00.000-05:00

I've got to seriously stop reviewing these shows, I've got too many, and yes I am attached to the car. Unlike Charlie. His new partner Detective Cruz is a recovering drug addict whose exchanged Cocaine for drinking and whoring herself out. Twelve long years in a Federal Maxium Security prison can be hell on someone whose found the Zen-way of life...isn't part of the Zen-way of life honesty?

3.07: South of Nowhere Review

2007-09-15T13:55:00.000-05:00

To say I even remotely know what a mother really goes through when they have a gay child? I guess I can understand the ideas and thoughts they have going through their head, but to really wrap their minds around it and what all it could really entail? No, I really don't. I guess as mother's the very worst of the worst continually haunts them, especially after what happened to Matthew Shepard.

Tenth Review: Journeyman

2007-09-13T14:23:00.000-05:00

If, you had to go back and change the future? Would you? Even if it meant finding out that your finacee never really died? And the woman you're married to was your recovering acoholic big brother's ex-girlfriend? How could you possibly prove it to anyone? Well, Dan Vasser is just that man. He has no choice in the matter, he journey's through time and space, to what purpose we do not know,

Ninth Review: Private Practice

2007-09-13T13:06:00.000-05:00

What? What happened to the Dell/Naomi thing, don't get me wrong that finally Sam and Naomi are dealing emotionally with their seperation/divorce but come on already we're ready to start getting on down with that June/Decemeber Jungle Love. We get to see a shilouted naked Addison dancing around her new home, right next door to Sam. And Dell wants to become a mid-wife and he's chosen Addison as

Kucinich vs. Obama

2007-09-12T18:49:00.001-05:00

These are my only two candidates for 2008 Presidential run that I am even remotely interested in. I look at the issues and where each candidate stands for each of these issues.Barrack Obama: He has a lot of fine points on a lot of issues, but he like almost every other Democrat/Liberal fall onto the proverbial fence, straddling it like it's never been straddled before.Denis Kucinich: Is my TOP

3.06: South of Nowhere Review

2007-09-08T16:36:00.000-05:00

At least, Aiden didn't say "That's Sick, man!" again....but, "Crime Fighting", please just talk like a normal person already. Well, a little hint of Carmen's home life was shown, as well as, Carmen's ability to understand and not hit. Spashley yep!Carmen you were right Spencer is still in-love with Ashley. Kayla is a total camera, mic hog and we don't even know if she can sing. Sadest

3.05: South of Nowhere Review

2007-09-01T12:26:00.000-05:00

Sleaziod strikes again! Ashley I hate to tell you this, but Madison did tell you. Kayla don't be so naive, you are in Los Angles for Pete's Sake, you did grow up in Batimore, right?! Um, there's got to be a reason behind why Carmen got that aggressive and pushed Spencer, Spencer was pushing her and crowding her, not that it excuses the violence. Poor Aiden, he's been royally screwed over by

More information to come!!

2007-08-31T20:25:00.000-05:00

Never been done before...you've got the capability to watch current TV Shows on the networks' site(s)......you have the ability to download canceled shows......you have the ability to Broadcast yourself on Youtube.com and the like.......but, what would happen if you could watch some TV Shows anytime you wanted for FREE with advertising via download and/or streaming video.....or subscribe monthly

How is it Possible!?!

2007-08-30T13:18:00.000-05:00

How is it Possible!?!How is it possible,that you can have more than your share,but, I can't and if I do, I am selfish.How is it possible,that you can be greedy and be an animal,but you hold me to a higher standard.How is it possible,for you to be fat and so blindto your ignorant and unjustifiable actionswithout giving a damn about what you've done to me.How is it possible,for you to raise me

Your Religion Report

2007-08-28T17:38:00.000-05:00

The religion that has the greatest affinity with your belief system is:Your belief system is 71% compatible with Unitarian Universalist religious beliefs.But did you know that even though Unitarian Universalists have mixed beliefs about the existence of God, they tend to share the belief that there is something to be learned from every world religion? It appears that you are also open to a wide

Who knew I'd have to do this

2007-08-28T17:18:00.000-05:00

HowManyOfMe.comThere are 215 people with my name in the U.S.A.How many have your name?

3.04: South of Nowhere Review

2007-08-25T13:19:00.000-05:00

Finally, someone calls Ashley out on her bull shit. You go Aiden. Ugh! Chelsea you had to open your mouth, you could've...no you should've just turned around and walked back out and come back tomorrow afternoon. Carmen you suck at human faces...um, how come we didn't get to see Spencer's "...it's a bird with a stupid beak"? Kayla you idiot.......just because there's no door does not mean you

The Gymnast: Review

2007-08-18T17:18:00.000-05:00

This movie was without a doubt independent film about a woman discovering her sexuality. With it she finds inner-peace that resolves an Achiles Tendon injury that retired her from the world of gymnastics; but also helped realize why she and her soon to be ex-husband could never get pregnant. Fundermental problems. Lack of love, together for conviences. Amazing aerial cherography by Dreya

South of Nowhere 3.03: The Review

2007-08-18T17:14:00.000-05:00

Finally, we get to see Chelsea's baby move, kicking actually. The sketch of Glen sucked. The sketch of Carmen was way good and well it diffintly took longer than the fifteen minutes they'd have us believe. Spencer is beginning to pick-out into the world again, looks like her and Madison will be the best of friends. Aiden gots his hands full with Ashley. Kayla and Ashley's loft.....SWEET!

Review: South of Nowhere 3.01 and 3.02

2007-08-17T12:08:00.000-05:00

We open up to see that Clay died during the drive-by shooting at King High the night of the prom that ended the second season, even though Aiden was shot through his heart he survived. Asley still doesn't deal well with death, and opens her stupid mouth ruining the hottest moment of the hour long opening to season three. Next she sleeps with Aiden not even a whole night after Spencer dumped her

WTF?

2007-08-15T12:11:00.001-05:00

Hi,Right now, the U.S. Senate is preparing for a vote that could have major consequences for gays and lesbians across America. If they approve President Bush's nomination of Judge Leslie Southwick to the Federal bench, they'll give tremendous power to a man who once helped remove a woman's 8-year-old biological child from her custody in part because the mother was a lesbian.I hope you'll join me

Insider Scoop: Cashmere Mafia's Pilot

2007-08-07T15:33:00.000-05:00

They're re-shooting almost the whole thing anyway, so the current pilot is obsolete. The original was good, but the re-writes make it better, I think

Eighth Review: The Reaper

2007-08-02T16:04:00.001-05:00

Yeah, this is my top show to avoid...the pack of dogs are cute, except when Socks hit that poor Chiuaua with the car door on purpose, not cool man not cool. What is cool about the pilot? Josie, aka Original Cindy from Dark Angel and that they are replacing the Andi from the pilot with Missy Peregrym-aka Candice from NBC's Heroes...not to mention the coolest director known to man, Kevin Smith. I

Seventh Review: Lipstick Jungle

2007-08-02T13:29:00.000-05:00

I've always been a fan of Brooke Shields and Kim Ravers. This show I can see succeeding right next to Cashmere Mafia on ABC...hopefully, these two shows won't go head-to-head against each other, because I'll have a hard time choosing between them for sure. But, this is beginning to look extremely interesting and I don't agree with adultery or assholes that got more than they need, check-out

Done for the day...

2007-08-01T20:35:00.000-05:00

but will return tomorrow with Lipstick Jungle, Reaper, and who knows what else....well, we might start with ABC's Cashmere Mafia if by some miracoulous luck we stumble it before we start on the others. Night all.

Sixth Review: The Big Bang Theory

2007-08-01T14:08:00.000-05:00

CBS has finally picked-up a comedy with promise. I am already shippin' Penny/Sheldon...yeah, Leonard is too out there for me, that and Johnny Galecki doesn't play nerd/dork/geek/spaz/etc. very well. Will I be watching this comedy? Probably not, but it's the next King of Queens. I'll have to organize my TV watching schedule to see if I can fit this one in.

Fifth Review: Cavemen

2007-08-01T12:27:00.000-05:00

Gieco it is so easy a caveman could use it. Okay, that really is insulting. This show probably won't make it. It's got some seriously weak areas and some seriously strong areas, I recommend giving it a try but I still think it's doomed.

Fourth Review: Californication

2007-08-01T11:10:00.000-05:00

I might be fucked-up, but Hank would love to have me as his daughter-given the fact that I am lesbian, he'd be even happier with me in my eternal relationship with my "wife", Wolfy. David Duchovny jumped the shark with X-Files when they made that movie, *shiver of disgust*. Not only is Hank so fucked-up that he dreams of extinguishing his cigerrate in Holy Water inside a Catholic Church but he

The Reviews will continue tomorrow

2007-07-31T20:41:00.000-05:00

Starting with Californication staring Agent Fox Mulder...night all.

Third Review: Aliens in America

2007-07-31T20:14:00.000-05:00

This show so isn't going to make it beyond 4 episodes. First, off it's set in Malcom in the Middle style with the goofy lighting, acting, storylines, and horrible camera angles with the horrid cut-a-way and back again (I felt like a Yo-Yo!). It's sad because I find myself unwittingly shippin' Raja/Claire. How can a younger sister be cool/popular when her brother is the dork on 'The 10 most

Video sucks but it'll give you an idea:

2007-07-31T14:24:00.000-05:00

The sounds of the audience gasping with Claire on screen, it's her cutting off her pinky toe:

Second Pilot Review: NBC's Bionic Woman

2007-07-31T14:02:00.000-05:00

OMG!! This show is awesome, at least from a sci-fi stance. Bio-Ethics will do they stand in the grand scheme of things? Apparently, if you're Will Anthros, college professor and surgeon, with the full clearance to a governmental military secret base...they no longer apply when it's your girlfriend, whom you asked to marry you after finding out she's pregnant, Jamie Sommers. Jonas Bledsoe, the

From AfterEllen.com's Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever.

2007-07-27T19:28:00.000-05:00

Wade also told Malinda that Lourdes Benedicto's character, Alicia, is going to be on the show for at least the first half-dozen episodes. The series doesn't start shooting until next month, but he's in the middle of writing the fifth and sixth episodes, and he said that Alicia's still in the running to be Caitlin's next top — oh, oops! Wrong show.If, my voice/opinion counts for anything...I'd

First Pilot Review: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

2007-07-27T16:01:00.000-05:00

The original Terminator is how you're going to have to think of when it comes to Summer Glau's (Firefly, Serenity) Terminator and the one that's hunting John in 1999 (don't forget it is set between T2 and T3). There's two moments of nudity. Richard T. Jones' (Judging Amy) character as an FBI Agent will stumble across evidence that proves Lena Headey (Imagine Me & You) as Sarah to be quite sane

In case you never heard of it: Loving Annabelle

2007-07-23T19:33:00.000-05:00

Wait a minute, in California (in which this film was made and based in) 17 is legal consenting age!!

LMAO!!

2007-07-23T19:24:00.000-05:00

Cashmere Mafia: Will you be watching!?

2007-07-20T17:08:00.001-05:00

South of Nowhere Season 3: This will be fun!!

2007-07-20T13:00:00.000-05:00

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Is it worth it?!

2007-07-14T17:30:00.001-05:00

[Published: Thursday 12, July 2007 - 07:24]By Brendan McDaidStaff at a gay support group in Londonderry last night cancelled plans to close for holidays after a 20-year-old man became the eighth person to die by suicide in the area in recent weeks. The Rainbow Project in Derry has issued a plea for anyone affected by the suicides to come and see them as police investigated the death of former 'Mr

Humanity!!

2007-07-14T17:22:00.000-05:00

Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why can't people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF

Must See Cuteness!!

2007-07-14T10:20:00.001-05:00

Yep! All her marbles are all there!!

2007-07-13T19:39:00.000-05:00

The name is Marbles Harsgrove. She's a professor of Bio-Chemistry at Polk Valley Community College in Southern California and she's quite articulate. She's very insightful and I love how she can make me laugh. ♥Also, be sure to become one of her myspace friends.Enjoy!!

ABC's Cashmere Mafia's Preview: Before the Review

2007-07-11T18:47:00.001-05:00

My most anticipated show of the 2007/2008 Season is ABC's Cashmere Mafia. Now I've never heard of Bonnie Somerville, Miranda Otto, nor Frances O'Connor until I saw all the hype about the show. I, of course, knew who Lucy Liu was but I was and probably never will be a fan of her's. However, I am not watching for any of the actresses nor the supposed wardrobe.The storyline that hooked me was the

Duh!

2007-07-11T18:27:00.000-05:00

Yep, you're hearing me correctly. Nope, I have not reviewed these pilots-but, I don't have to...it doesn't take too much common sense to know Nielsen Families, how ratings work, and the general viewing trends to know what will work and what won't. Here's two shows in particular guranteed to bomb The (newly reimagined 2007 verison) of the Bionic Woman on NBC-We have a young woman whose a

How the hell does one get on Networks press list?

2007-07-10T16:59:00.000-05:00

Seriously, NBC keeps denying me, ABC won't send me DVDs nor can they some how get their media site to work properly (so, I am sending an e-mail to them with details, after I finish this), I can't find CBS' media relations site. So, can anyone help me with the CBS' and other cable networks within the USA/Canada/UK/Australia/India/and all other English Speaking Countries? If, you can please go to

2007-07-10T10:41:00.000-05:00

Hello, I am Ms. S. E. ("Gargy") Hammond and I am the Editor-in-Chief of The World According to Gargy. Here you'll find all kinds of interesting things to come. Areas of Entertainment to well just about anything.